Friday, January 23, 2009

An Oyster of a Different Color

We have airline miles we need to use up. So, in our brainstorming session on where to go on vacation (soon to include traveling with a baby), the hubby exclaims "Let's go to Montana!". Well, thanks dear, that's random.

Well, maybe not so random. We have friends that live in Montana. Yellowstone and Glacier National Park would be beautiful to visit. These things would be great traveling with a 7 month old. We get to travel with a super cool kid (fingers crossed on the super cool) that has yet to form an opinion about what they want to do. Read: Kid should be content just hanging with mom and dad and checking out the new scenery.

Aside from visiting with friends, I decided to look at other fun and unique events that we could check out. I've found it. Seriously....the ultimate festival of festival. This would be one that you must, must, must buy a t-shirt for.....
The Testicle Festival!
I'm not kidding. Rocky Mountain Oysters at their finest. It's an adult party. I'm glad - I really don't want my child's first word to be "testicle" or "balls" or anything of the like. The website says it's not suitable for children under 21. Apparently 21 is a magical age that you all of the sudden become mature (someone memo the students on campus before they go get sloshed tonight).
The scariest detail.....
"2 and 1/2 TONS of this gourmet food served"

Double ewww!
And the email address is a scream : testyfesty

My vote is to stick with Glacier, play Settlers of Catan with our friends, and eat lots of salad!


http://visitmt.com/categories/moreinfo.asp?IDRRecordID=8897&SiteID=1